hahahahahabecausefuckyouthatswhy:

addude:

nosdrinker:

this is better than christmas

Best day

he was only charged $2500 like wtf thats like his lunch money for two days thats not going to teach him any thing

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal stuff. Tumblr is a place to get out your feelings not bottle them up inside and pretend like you are okay.

(Source: almost--fearless)

dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

jaclcfrost:

“why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

(Source: greelin)